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  • What if it teases and malarkles, marky?

    December 6, 2009

  • Yes, please. That would be nice. I've never had one before. Will I get another sugar rush?

    December 6, 2009

  • You probably needed to be there, u'ness. But it might, only might, make sense if you saw schadenfreudgeon and schadenfreude and humdudgeon, all around a year and a half ago.

    December 6, 2009

  • My nobblymen and wordieniks. Listen-sie this word. Resist the opportunists of Capitalisation. This time it's a race from point zero. Be upright and list.

    December 5, 2009

  • No! No! No! No! No! Not Again! Copycat! Plagiarist! SPAM ALERT! PERSONSTRIONICS! I HATE YOU! WIND-UP MERCHANT! WHY? WHY? WHY? So, wanna fight? Hah! Schadenfreudgeon!

    December 5, 2009

  • That, 'corse, 'd be a Royal Ascot *whinnie*, 'cry?

    December 5, 2009

  • That, 'corse, 'd be the horse chestnuts, 'cry?

    December 5, 2009

  • hoppenzeeimmendeemerkbenzz

    December 5, 2009

  • Absolutely. (I posted as a plaudit.)

    December 5, 2009

  • The pursuit of uselessness. :-/)

    December 5, 2009

  • A sort of randomishion of yours, then, 'nessie? Brilliant concept, randomishness. Absolutely impossible, ' corse.

    December 5, 2009

  • Nor force a horse, 'corse. Drink here, anyone? Mine's a Redrumdudgeon.

    December 5, 2009

  • SPAMGATOR!!

    December 4, 2009

  • Your wise words feature here today, bilby. I couldn't resist it. Hah!

    December 3, 2009

  • 'Well, we're all street actors aren't we, in our own little way?'

    The bilby.

    December 3, 2009

  • 'Well, we're all street actors aren't we, in our own little way?' !! Nice play, bilby. Was it punintended? I suspect not.

    December 3, 2009

  • It could mean that her performance died. But, 'by, are we all Coronation Street actors?

    December 3, 2009

  • What a brilliant word. *goes off to register an account somewhere, anywhere, to enter it as username*

    December 3, 2009

  • Can only be the word that causes the jocularity, for the dish itself is scrumptious, esp. with tatties'n'neaps. Och, and an 80/- ale, or a malt.

    December 3, 2009

  • "We settled on the name after rejecting other possibilities like 'The Clam Shell', 'The Beaver Dam', 'The Bonnie Bonnet', 'The Hoo Ha Hoodie', and 'The Sister Hood' because we had long referred to this area of our anatomy as our va j-j."

    December 2, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    December 2, 2009

  • Thesuarus, eh? There must be a better word for it somewhere.

    December 2, 2009

  • What The Bloody Hell ... ? ?

    December 2, 2009

  • Fellow Wordieniks . . . you are invited to a preview of the opening exhibition of the illustrated sweet tooth fairy. Our Guest of Honour is frogapplause. Drinks and nibbles afterwards at the Verbal Arms. Mine's a harvey wallbangerh.

    December 2, 2009

  • You'd have a low-cal grill mark, 'tee. Hee.

    December 2, 2009

  • Hey, sionnach. This is the enchanted home for all those sweet tooth fairy pretenders who can't quite follow the rules - false teeth fairies.

    December 2, 2009

  • Awesome pronouncement, 'agus! Is it the same in black? I had a script through the other day with some black ones on.

    December 1, 2009

  • sweet tooth fairy circles, maybe, 'ser51 aka 'rett?

    December 1, 2009

  • Who's got the list for English place names? Ouchthorpe might fit. It's a suburb of Wakefield, West Yorkshire. Having just typed it in and seen it in large letters on screen I realise what a brilliant name it is. Hmm! Ganger H Ouchthorpe?

    December 1, 2009

  • Ha! An oxymoronic stf!

    December 1, 2009

  • Hi, testuser51 aka grantbarrett. Hah! Loopy idea. Could turn into a great game! Bit like fbharjo's list sweet tooth fairy (with braces and scaffolding) but with closure. Why don't you start a list for them? Perhaps illustrate one of them and start them off on the illustrated sweet tooth fairy. Huge fun. Away with the sweet tooth fairies!

    December 1, 2009

  • See the illustration by frogapplause. Link works on comments page.

    December 1, 2009

  • Slogan seen on the side of a van today that also said 'Carpenters and Joiners'.

    December 1, 2009

  • I prefer the taste of griddle marks.

    November 30, 2009

  • I've renamed my enter key. I now call it autotruncate key.

    November 29, 2009

  • 'Pronouncements' may be a more apt title for how I believe Wordies-that-was may prefer it.

    November 28, 2009

  • Hah!

    November 28, 2009

  • He's À la skipvia, 'ible'core.

    November 28, 2009

  • That's genius, Jubjub. Not just a re-arrangement of letters, but both meaningful and pertinent. And six of them to boot! (There must be a word to describe such a thing).

    November 28, 2009

  • sweetoofairy, innit. Twitter ye not. Yet, else .

    November 28, 2009

  • I want a message. I only got a vanished page, o vanishedone.

    November 28, 2009

  • SERIOUS SPAM ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

    WITHDRAW OR FACE THE WORDIE TREATMENT!

    November 27, 2009

  • Hah! You don't wait 11 months for 'Recently viewed'; recently is there already.

    November 26, 2009

  • #15 on 'Recently listed' at this moment (in November).

    Listed as recently as last January.

    What's all that about, then?

    *slides off to look up definition of recently*

    November 26, 2009

  • But yuckty is in the ear of the beyucker and/or beyuckee.

    November 26, 2009

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! You changed the name. My farfer would be honaaahred

    November 26, 2009

  • Hah! Ta, bilby. 'spose it 'elps to 'ave the roots of a right 'erbert, dunnit?

    Thought it might be fun to work my way through the list.

    November 26, 2009

  • OK.

    I would say a word is a word if the sense or nonsense of it is understood by a communicator and/or a communicatee and/or a sentient being that is incommunicado.

    November 26, 2009

  • Big hug!

    November 25, 2009

  • OK,then. My mistake.

    I would say a word is a word if it is mutually understood by a communicator and a communicatee.

    November 25, 2009

  • frogapplause

    writes and draws

    for this to rhyme

    you need a plum

    November 25, 2009

  • Hey! How does 'ordnik know that I'm leaving a 'note' rather than a 'comment' or 'citation'?

    November 25, 2009

  • I would say a word is a word if it is mutually understood by the communicator and the communicatee.

    November 25, 2009

  • As cooked in a fish keddle?

    November 25, 2009

  • Wunnerful list! My Old Man was a Cockney. His name was Albert. If I'd done this list I would have titled it Cockney Alphabert, 'corse.

    *buggers orf to shine aksint fer nunciatin*

    November 25, 2009

  • Ta,'by. We are so together! And it's led me to your wonderful list, which has escaped me 'til now.

    November 25, 2009

  • Surely every word was once ante-madeupical?

    November 25, 2009

  • That's good then.

    November 25, 2009

  • Whoops! I've just seen the date on the comment I added when I first listed this word. It was 16 months ago.

    Somethin' screwy goin' on 'round here.

    November 25, 2009

  • Hey! This has just shewn up as 'recently listed'. But it only shows as appearing in a list of mine that I put it in at the beginning of this year.

    Does this mean that 'recently' means around 9 months previously?

    Also, words I am listing now don't seem to appear on 'recently listed' at all.

    Interest level floundering.

    November 25, 2009

  • Maybe see epitomy. Hah!

    November 25, 2009

  • Alternative Ending:

    '... to doff their hats to ladies is not considered politically epicorrect'.

    And you can cut that out, too!

    November 24, 2009

  • Examples

    (listed here because I don't know how to add an example).

    'Should the above become a nuisance to you, you can have an epitomy, which will surgically remove it'.

    Likewise, an epitomy can be carried out to remove your on, your upon, your over, your around, your close to, your near, your besides, and/or your after.

    Reportedly, the first procedure was carried out, on himself, by the great Greek gourmet, Curean.

    His legacy lives on with many fine words that have benefitted from epicurtailment .

    Examples are tome, of course, centre, scopalian, stle, and c fail.

    The French Foreign Legion adapted some of Curean's techniques when they developed the kepitomy. The incidence of performing this procedure has diminished rapidly in recent years as, universally, the tendency, even of gentlemen, to doff their hats to ladies is considered sexist.

    I hope that makes it clear, refenestration.

    November 24, 2009

  • Yippee! We have 'Recently listed'. Interest level soars to 100%!

    November 23, 2009

  • Yippee! Is back! Thanks, king of the johngle. I feel as if everyone just walked back into the room. And I like the '/ever' add.

    November 23, 2009

  • TeeHee, bilby!

    November 23, 2009

  • Go to i just don't think you have the full package for Steve's X Factor performance. Link on Steve doesn't show on Zeitgeist.

    November 23, 2009

  • I've been working in a film today with Steve.

    November 23, 2009

  • Structure your stuff, 'ros.

    November 23, 2009

  • PalQQka has no nipples, reesetee? In that case what are those tassles hanging on?

    November 22, 2009

  • Oh dear!

    November 22, 2009

  • Oh dear, don't comment just before JM comes on if you're seeking maximum impact. Your comment will be off the front Zeitgeist page before you can say ....................'watch your language'

    ;-)

    November 22, 2009

  • A plea for most commented on.

    November 22, 2009

  • The 'most commented on' list was probably one of the main features that held this community together, imho. While comments dropped off the end of the feed it continually reminded us of where the main action was at any given moment. It was a place to congregate. It caused so much else to happen. Can we have it back, please?

    Please discuss. Hah!

    November 22, 2009

  • The Council have misdirected mthemselves in that demand does not require to be acrefully manages as suggested

    November 22, 2009

  • " Hello. Yes. He's here at the store with me, honey. And as soon as he's spent, he'll be on his way home. "

    November 21, 2009

  • 'twouldn't be too difficult to set up a '• Words and phrases that I would love to have on a Wordie T-shirt' T-shirt store. If someone wants to, let me know. I'll send the know-how. Prolagus? It's your list.

    November 21, 2009

  • Don't know, 'by. I'm off to the jazz club tonight. Anyway I haven't recently viewed any tv. My fibre optic cable is faulty and the upstream signal isn't good enough for connecting to the internet. A lead time of around 4 weeks led to me solving the problem by hijacking the tv feed. Given the choice between tv or web, I choose web. Besides for most tv output, I'd rather watch the backs of my eyelids. (Apparently, there are some unknown celebs congregating in a jungle over your way).

    November 20, 2009

  • It's random, innit? Innit?

    November 20, 2009

  • I wonder how far down the dropped off end of the Recently viewed list it went in that time. Could be miles. Curiosity level 100%.

    November 20, 2009

  • Holy wordspeed! 'Etruscan' dropped right off the end from top position in around 4 minutes. Seems to be a pointless listing to me or am I missing something wordnikwonderful?

    November 20, 2009

  • Blimey! They've gone. 5 minutes, and ... have they dropped off the end already? Interest level plummets to 0.4%.

    November 20, 2009

  • 'Thee prolific chum, Cilia. Colossal language metaphor!'

    At this moment the seven most Recently viewed words, in order.

    Interest level climbs to 4%.

    November 20, 2009

  • Also, I notice that having recently viewed recently viewed Recently viewed isn't showing that I recently viewed recently viewed.

    November 20, 2009

  • Hah! I notice you don't have to list a new word to be able to comment on it.

    Anyway, I find the 'recently viewed' list around 0% of interest compared with our old habits of 'recently listed' followed by a count. Is it coming to Zeitgeist, john?

    November 20, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    November 20, 2009

  • You're right, 'cry. I've been misled a few times.

    November 20, 2009

  • Yes! -nikkers is pants!

    (Does that trans-atlantic?)

    November 20, 2009

  • I say, I say, I say. What's super + hero + pirouette?

    I don't know. What's super + hero + pirouette?

    boy wonder woman, of course!

    (One day the sweet tooth fairy will make it into panto!)

    Hah! Picture that!

    Maybe even illustrate it.

    November 20, 2009

  • Uncle Ian! That's brilliant!

    November 20, 2009

  • WORDnIkkErS!

    November 20, 2009

  • That was just spin.

    November 20, 2009

  • wordnikkers - this is a hold up?

    November 20, 2009

  • An stf of yours has been illustrated by frogapplause. Here.

    November 19, 2009

  • Thanks, 'applause.

    November 19, 2009

  • I seem to recall bilby hinting that I might conduct Identify the Wordie 2009. I think I maybe said nothing, or maybe even yes, but certainly not no.

    I emailed him on Monday proposing that I could do it.

    Did you get it, bilby?

    November 19, 2009

  • That would have been 'shelve it'.

    November 19, 2009

  • I'm sure the menu used to say 'share it'. Didn't it. How did you do that, bilby?

    November 19, 2009

  • Hah!

    November 19, 2009

  • Take this word and ...

    November 19, 2009

  • Hey! More activity. Yes! Over to Pronunciations. I want to know how to say 'Hi, nuxiy'.

    November 19, 2009

  • I do hope the king of the johngle didn't forget to unchain her back at (you know ..) *subsides to a whisper*

    November 19, 2009

  • Bit like 'Lovely to see you again. When are you going back?'

    November 19, 2009

  • Not very inviting is it?

    'Hi gangerh

    (logout)'

    November 19, 2009

  • Phew! Ta, 'gus, I thought we'd been disarmed! I should have stockpiled more than one!

    November 19, 2009

  • Not in any lists yet.

    Be the first!

    But I was the first!

    I distinctly remember adding this to {An Arsenal for Civil Defunse].

    Come back, _bear, we need to be defunded!

    November 19, 2009

  • From twitter on this page.

    'robotbatman: Trying to figure out music for lyrics my dad made for a contest to write a song to be played while the Olympic torch comes through town'

    Ha - watch this space:

    November 19, 2009

  • Haha! Super 'nunciation, 'nessie! You've inspired me to 'nunciate here as soon as I can get it to work. But it doesn't yet hear me.

    November 19, 2009

  • 'This user either doesn't exist or doesn't have a public profile'

    Oh no! No! We haven't lost the _bear, surely?

    That would be un_.....

    November 19, 2009

  • How do I detect who contributed this to the sweet tooth fairy list without starting at the top of the supposedly alpha sorted list and reading through 'til I reach it?

    Really, I just need to know who it was at this stage so that I can acknowledge them on frogapplause's wonderful illustration

    November 19, 2009

  • Nicely,'nach! One of those mischievous false teeth fairies!

    November 18, 2009

  • 'Would you prefer a piece of park or a walk in the cake?'

    'Mmm. That's not as easy it sounds.'

    November 18, 2009

  • Páirc an Chrócaigh. Dublin. Gaelic Athletic Association.

    November 18, 2009

  • (You can't do that, 'ness - jean hasn't answered to Peering yet!)

    November 18, 2009

  • Peering?

    November 18, 2009

  • Inspired!

    November 17, 2009

  • HaHa! Bear hugs all round - just found this comment:

    about 1 year ago chained_bear said:

    1. I am pissed that I went through my spreadsheet and made a second column called "2nd guesses." You can probably all imagine my chagrin when MORE OF MY ORIGINAL GUESSES WERE RIGHT than my second guesses. Gah!

    November 17, 2009

  • Ta, 'gus. Hope I don't mix up my gown and my guide again without you around!

    November 17, 2009

  • Hah!

    *colours up a little and goes quiet for a while*

    November 16, 2009

  • I am an egg living in a world where egg beating is allowed, even encouraged, and so I am whipped round and round, until I am dizzy with pain and longing for those shy days before I came out of my shell.

    Coral Rumble.

    November 16, 2009

  • Why, thanks, '3, for all your comments. I thought I'd opened up my profile, but I suspect I didn't click the save profile button.

    November 16, 2009

  • A sweet tooth fairy of yours has been illustrated here.

    November 16, 2009

  • Oh dear. You'll have to go to the comments on the word page. The link is active there but hasn't transferred correctly to Zeitgeist.

    November 16, 2009

  • The illustrated tv dinner gown.

    November 16, 2009

  • Testing.

    November 16, 2009

  • SCHIFF?

    November 15, 2009

  • 'sweet tooth pic fairies' OR 'sweet tooth fairy pics'?

    Which one works for you, or not? Oh dear. I need to sleep.

    November 15, 2009

  • Fellow wordwhatevers. We have progressed to a few pilot pages of the-illustrated-sweet-tooth-fairy. Not with any illustrations yet - just the look-and-feel. The inaugural entry - from a fellow wordwhatever among us - is ready to be published. However, I need to sleep. Who said 'sweet dreams'? I'd greatly value your input on the fairy story so far. The #1 istf is awesome! Can't wait to show you.

    November 15, 2009

  • In place of comments on lists being non-operational I've created this word. Copies of comments on the list 'sweet tooth fairy' following.

    November 15, 2009

  • 'sweet tooth pic fairies' OR 'sweet tooth fairy pics'?

    Which one works for you, or not? Oh dear. I need to sleep.

    November 15, 2009

  • Fellow wordwhatevers. We have progressed to a few pilot pages of the-illustrated-sweet-tooth-fairy. Not with any illustrations yet - just the look-and-feel. The inaugural entry - from a fellow wordwhatever among us - is ready to be published. However, I need to sleep. I'd value your input on the fairy story so far. Who said 'sweet dreams'? The #1 istf is awesome! Can't wait to show you.

    November 15, 2009

  • ranger's

    November 13, 2009

  • Re - Capability Brown -

    "I'd like to die before him so that I can see heaven before it is improved".

    November 12, 2009

  • People might believe what you tell them but they will never doubt what they assume.

    November 11, 2009

  • Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

    Albert Einstein

    November 10, 2009

  • Not to mention this kind of confusion: Would a riverbank be a watersideplace or a launderedmoneyplace?

    And as for bank shoe . . . . I bet that's not easily dealt with either.

    November 9, 2009

  • Then that makes it perfect.

    November 8, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    November 7, 2009

  • According to a psysiotherapist today, many people are suffering injuries while playing their Wiis.

    November 6, 2009

  • Mr Big tits?

    November 5, 2009

  • I can wait to see this one illustrated!

    November 5, 2009

  • You're welcome. I'd be delighted should you add it it to the sweet tooth fairy list.

    November 5, 2009

  • So nice! And was it ever so! Cute stf, 'tee.

    November 5, 2009

  • I'm confident you will be, Pro. It's unthinkable that, at the very least, a visitor will not pick up on one of your stf contributions and be inspired to illustrate it.

    November 5, 2009

  • Yes, 'gus, a good question. And it did not go unconsidered.

    For me 'sweet tooth fairy' on its own lives on Wordie. There will only be illustrations of stfs on t-i-s-t-w.c. There will be nowhere for simply listing the stfs themselves. I would hope to see the Wordie list grow and flourish separately.

    Among other reasons.

    November 5, 2009

  • We are in accord there, 'gus. I do see possibilities across many art forms. I hadn't actually thought of 'Just So Stories for Little Children', though. Sweet Tooth Fairy Tales, perhaps?

    I had intended 'illustrated' as in its widest sense as in '(something) to illustrate a point'.

    Sorry to disappoint as I was planning on deliberately being 'logoless'! I thought to keep it all very plain for maximum impact of contributions. I do have a font in mind that I believe will work but I have yet to try it.

    November 5, 2009

  • Thanks, 'via. I am, as we comment-swap, 'having at it'! Had to look that phrase up, though as 'twas unfamiliar to me.

    November 5, 2009

  • Thanks. 'arjo. Will do.

    November 5, 2009

  • Thanks, 'by. Hope you won't be disappointed, though, as I've already registered the-illustrated-sweet-tooth-fairy.com for the site.

    I did play around with different and supposedly clever wordplay, the-illustrated-sweet-tooth-fairi.es for instance. I preferred, however, that as the content is most important to therefore KISS it!

    November 5, 2009

  • Thank you, Nicolina.

    November 4, 2009

  • Xmas and NYE Bookings Being Taken.

    November 4, 2009

  • I want to create a website themed 'The Illustrated Sweet Tooth Fairy'. I've checked for any issues, vis-a-vis Wordie, with John, and there aren't any.

    He suggests that I inquire here, of you who have contributed to the list.

    I envisage simply inviting 'illustrated' stfs to be published on the website.

    I imagine illustrations can be in many art forms.

    My marketing mind whispers to me that there may be coin in the idea. If so, I envisage a proportion of any such coin available to all original contributors of both stfs and illustrations.

    I welcome all comments from my fellow Wordies, whether from the beginning or more recently, who have grown up with me with this rather off-the-wall figure of speech.

    November 4, 2009

  • What's this rhyming for, plethora?

    November 2, 2009

  • Never waste one.

    November 1, 2009

  • Andy Townsend: "What's the difference, Mike, between a 'parryism' and a 'paroxysm'?

    Mike Parry: "Well, Andy, that's easy. One is about laughter and the other's full of bull."

    (A Madeupical).

    October 31, 2009

  • HaHaHa! I like this!

    October 31, 2009

  • Ha! Knew you'd be the first to comment, 'by!

    October 31, 2009

  • An act or habit of using and misusing ideas (and words) ridiculously. As manifested in the wisdom and sagacity of the nation's favourite (and only) self-styled seeker of 'truth and justice' © Mike 'Porky' Parry. Allegedly.

    October 30, 2009

  • Make today the springtime of the rest of your life.

    October 30, 2009

  • Good one, Nicolina!

    October 30, 2009

  • Perfect!

    October 29, 2009

  • DREAMS...when i was a kid i tot d world would end in 1999 cos of a tv sci-fi series dat i loved. I used to wonder if i would have a girlfriend n end up marrying her

    . I wondered if id ever fly in a plane n go round d world in 80 days!!!! I tot id be a cowboy movie star somehow after watching the good the bad n the ugly...u noticed all the "I"s rite? Well am an adult now n with d benefit of hindsight, no dreams comes to stay except it has room for others n not just all about you. Oh n by the way...i dont only fly in planes but i work around planes n hope to fly round d world in 80days...space cowboys know better...Dreams...vague,twisted,sweet,bitter, deep as d ocean n as shallow as a bathtub. Any one else with DREAMS????

    Agbo Henry Agbo.

    October 29, 2009

  • PS.

    Mornington Crescent!

    October 29, 2009

  • HaHa, rolig. Very clever. Cryptic, too. Excellent play!

    October 29, 2009

  • Kolnikov didn’t really believe in God, not as He was depicted by organized religions. He believed that there was something bigger than man, bigger than life, but he didn’t know what.

    From ‘America’ by Stephen Coonts.

    October 28, 2009

  • I like the history of the future better than the history of the past. Thomas Jefferson

    October 26, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 25, 2009

  • Erika shoots a Bren Gun.

    October 25, 2009

  • All I have to say is banana money trees.

    October 25, 2009

  • Yes we have no World War II scarcities

    October 24, 2009

  • For the Roman soldier Hadrian's Wall was more than just a defence against the Caledonian tribes - it also represented the dividing line between the known world of order and civilisation, and the unknown world of chaos and barbarism.

    I didnt know what barbarism meant. It sounded like something to do with haircuts but that didnt sound right. The picture in the book showed the tribes with long messy hair and the Romans with short hair or helmets so maybe barbarism was to do with haircuts.

    From 'The Dead Fathers Club' by Matt Haig.

    October 24, 2009

  • Here we call it candy floss.

    October 23, 2009

  • “…….You won’t find the answers you’re looking for in the bottom of a glass, Killigrew.�?

    “I don’t drink to find the answers. I drink to forget the questions.�?

    From ‘Killigrew and The Incorrigibles’ by Jonathan Lunn.

    October 23, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 23, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 23, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 23, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 22, 2009

  • Prolagus wants the role of 'Brackets'! It's an all-encompassing symbolic part, 'gus.

    October 22, 2009

  • Can I play the Sweet Tooth Fairy?

    October 22, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 21, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 21, 2009

  • Perhaps, dear 'by, the speller was competent at spelling but simply couldn't plan ahea

    October 21, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 21, 2009

  • please dont

    October 21, 2009

  • Hah! So 'tis, John!

    October 20, 2009

  • But, but... that would surely be a deep sea change.

    October 20, 2009

  • Come on let's tofurkey trot

    (Shoo-shoo gobble-gobble diddle-ip)

    (Shoo-shoo gobble-gobble diddle-ip)

    People may say you'er some kind of a nut

    But you swivel your knees and you start to strut

    But if you really want to get out of a rut

    Do some tofurkey trottin' and a

    (All your cares will be forgotten yeah)

    October 19, 2009

  • Brillby! Love it!

    October 19, 2009

  • Again I say: I fear that the beautiful random growth that is Wordie is about to join something organised with a goal.

    October 19, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 19, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 19, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 19, 2009

  • Apparently not, I hear, if you are Barbie.

    October 18, 2009

  • A galaxy of suns blazed on the windshields of the serried cars and SUVs, a lightquake that shocked my bloodshot eyes and forced me to squint.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    October 18, 2009

  • Thanks, frogapplause. I like it. Does it mean shouting?

    October 18, 2009

  • Some pleasant event in the future, which isn't likely to happen, 'lby. From Alice Through the Looking Glass . . . . 'The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never jam to-day'.

    October 17, 2009

  • New Addington, Croydon.

    October 17, 2009

  • HaHa! Thank goodness science has found a better way to draw blood!

    October 17, 2009

  • For me vertical lists are the superior way to list. I don't know the scientific understanding we have of it. It may have something to do with a tangible interruption between each item on a horizontal list?

    October 17, 2009

  • That stripper.

    October 17, 2009

  • Heard today. As 'Don't cross her or .....'.

    October 17, 2009

  • Fat ankles, I hear.

    October 17, 2009

  • For me, the way words are listed to the right hand side of the Zeitgeist page is a design disaster. It is an unnatural way to read a list and just deters me from wanting to scan it.

    October 17, 2009

  • Three words where the first and second form a known expression and the second and third form a known expression and all three together make a credible expression.

    Like sweet tooth and tooth fairy make sweet tooth fairy.

    A 'perfect sweet tooth fairy' would, of course, be one where all three words together also formed a known expression.

    October 17, 2009

  • It’s the fourth leg of the table that causes the wobble.

    Barrie Pepper.

    October 16, 2009

  • I just have to get a sign made. The back lane past our house is poorly maintained and is riddled with potholes. Yet it is used muchly by motorists as a 'rat-run' from an city inner ring road into the centre. I'll put one at each end of the lane. HaHa!

    October 16, 2009

  • .... past the town limits of Pico Mundi, on a tract of desert land.

    October 15, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 15, 2009

  • A spring in your step?

    October 15, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 15, 2009

  • He was just some Joseph looking for a manger.

    Leonard Cohen.

    October 15, 2009

  • I may be fungry but I don't fancy spam.

    October 14, 2009

  • And unless it's an exodus to the exotic. That is, an escape from one place to another. Using basic definitions. Indeed if an exodus isn't exotic it won't be an exodus.

    October 14, 2009

  • 'Just tell me what you want to tell me. I'm not going to judge you. My own eyes are fuller of beams than a mock-Tudor pub, so I can't even see your motes.'

    Charles Paris in The Dead Side Of The Mike by Simon Brett.

    October 14, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 13, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 13, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 13, 2009

  • Your the top banana, 'boros!

    October 13, 2009

  • Brilliant, 'cry. Inadquacy it is then!

    October 12, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 7, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 7, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 7, 2009

  • A man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?

    Robert Browning.

    October 7, 2009

  • Perhaps see rfl

    October 7, 2009

  • My feelings about this are mixed. On the one hand I experience extreme pleasure at the immense beauty and artistry of the play. On the other I feel indignant humour at having my bum in the air to be able to read it! Hah! Brilliant, 'fy.

    October 7, 2009

  • All I ever get on the Wordie homepage Google ad these days is 'Debt Problems? Want to know if you can wipe out all the debt you can't afford?'.

    I'm guessing that Google analytics is now resorting to an anagram model. And 'Wordie' does appear a lot on the home page.

    October 7, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 7, 2009

  • Hey, everyone looks up to a microlight flying over, rolig!

    October 6, 2009

  • I don't think they're for 1am.

    October 6, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 6, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 6, 2009

  • Only the present exists.

    October 6, 2009

  • AhA! Fantastic idea, King of the Johngle. Here's my offer. LOGOF! You list one on mine and I'll list two on yours! List One Get One Free! Just contribute schadenfreudgeon to my list SCHADENFREUDGEON and I'll contribute two to yours.

    October 6, 2009

  • GH played with your name. 

    October 5, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 5, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 5, 2009

  • Goodness gracious . . .

    October 5, 2009

  • I do like this, 'robo'. There's a better home for it on fbharjo's list 'sweet tooth fairy (with braces and scaffolding)', though.

    October 5, 2009

  • I do like this, 'robo'. There's a better home for it on fbharjo's list sweet tooth fairy (with braces and scaffolding) 

    October 5, 2009

  • It’s never too late to be what you might have been.

    George Eliot.

    October 5, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 4, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 4, 2009

  • :-)

    October 4, 2009

  • This wouldn't be a conspiracy emanating from your national summer game, would it, 'lby?

    October 4, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 4, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 4, 2009

  • Why the face?

    October 4, 2009

  • I used to live right next to it - I don't remember that it had a pub on each corner.

    October 3, 2009

  • Son, this is the United States of America. Some would say it's unconstitutional to try to prevent psychopaths from fulfilling their potential.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    October 3, 2009

  • Slosh an occasional layer of old yogurt over them to encourage moss.

    October 3, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 3, 2009

  • Happiness is not a goal, it is a by-product.

    Anna Eleanor Roosevelt.

    October 3, 2009

  • Marry Onette? One for, one against.

    October 3, 2009

  • An order of hash, and an order of black beans with sausages.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    October 3, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 2, 2009

  • People don’t change when they see the light, they change when they feel the heat.

    Dr Jim Reeve.

    October 2, 2009

  • Spotted this under Wordiest Wordies just now.

    VoyeurVoyeur (111/111)

    Cute.

    And welcome to the wonder that is Wordie.

    October 2, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 1, 2009

  • Here's the problem. Most people are thinking about what they don't want, and they are wondering why it shows up over and over again.

    John Assaraf.

    The Secret.

    October 1, 2009

  • 'Every banknote I get these days seems to be a collector's item. As soon as I get one a debt collector calls round!'

    HaHa!

    October 1, 2009

  • Big-browed physicists tell us that two objects cannot under any circumstances occupy the same place at the same time. . . . .

    . . . . a lot of fundamental physics is the solemn statement of the absurdly obvious. Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    October 1, 2009

  • Hah - gangerh actually says 'It's a ewe-boat'. Hah!

    October 1, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    September 30, 2009

  • In order to get whatever it is you want, all you have to do is to stop performing the actions that don't bring about your desired result and start performing the actions that do.

    September 30, 2009

  • His mother, Daphne, 'nach. He did name one of his sons Herzogovina.

    September 30, 2009

  • Two English muffins with cream cheese and lox.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 30, 2009

  • ......when prospectors with more dreams than common sense were drawn to the area by silver and rumors of silver. They discovered rich veins of the latter.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 30, 2009

  • Two orders of French fries made extra crisp.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 30, 2009

  • When I asked old Ronnie how he could possibly be so sure that Jasper (a Muscovy duck) was 29 years old, he said "Ee, lad, I've had 'im since 'e were egg".

    September 30, 2009

  • Perhaps ask whichbe if you can put it here, Milo'.

    September 30, 2009

  • Life is a contact sport.

    September 30, 2009

  • I played with your name.

    September 29, 2009

  • Two hamburgers with onions, cheese, and bacon.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 29, 2009

  • Just got home from filming my first screen kiss. HaHa!

    September 29, 2009

  • I don't believe in using long words when diminutive ones will do.

    September 28, 2009

  • See one porky sitting, hash browns, cardiac shingles.

    September 28, 2009

  • A 'Porky sitting' is fried ham. A pig sits on its abdomen, which is the source of bacon, so 'one Porky lying' would have called for a rasher with the eggs.

    'Cardiac shingles' is an order of toast with extra butter.

    Hash browns are merely hash browns.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 28, 2009

  • ..... I stretched an order of eggs, which means that I added a third egg to our usual serving of two. Then I wrecked 'em: scrambled them.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 28, 2009

  • Hah! Yes, John, I'm going to use smtoe as often as I can. Please add it.

    As for mass-tagging, I'm completely tagilliterate. But I'd be happy to attempt it should someone txt me through it.

    Is there such a thing as smtoejam? (Sets my teeth on edge just as much)?

    September 28, 2009

  • Far too far?

    September 28, 2009

  • I played with your name.

    September 27, 2009

  • Buy one get a pair.

    September 26, 2009

  • 'twas always singular here - 'one for his nob'.

    September 24, 2009

  • Words are loaded pistols.

    Jean-Paul Sartre

    September 23, 2009

  • Behind the slumpstone wall lay a backyard, a swimming pool. Dappled with morning light and tree shadows, the water glimmered in shades of blue from sapphire to turquoise, as might a trove of jewels left by long-dead pirates who had sailed a sea since vanished.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    Wow!

    September 23, 2009

  • Sales Copy that doesn't SELL should carry a Government health warning!

    Joe Robson, Copywriter

    September 22, 2009

  • Odd! After seeing your listing of this here, h'heir, Ive discovered that it's missing from my List 9. I found that it's actually missing from my Beatles lyrics book, which I understood had ALL of their lyrics.

    September 22, 2009

  • That has to be the most intriguing comment I have read here on the internet.

    September 22, 2009

  • Oh ain't she nice .....

    September 22, 2009

  • E ke onaona noho i ka lipo ......

    September 22, 2009

  • Oh, tiptoe from the garden ....

    September 22, 2009

  • 'Beware of being in the hands of someone else’s ego.'

    (Ganger H)

    September 22, 2009

  • Taxi radio speak for 'copper with a radar gun' or 'copcar hiding in wait'. Always followed by a location to alert other cabbies.

    September 22, 2009

  • Your Royal Brightness.

    "As we gaze on your kingly brightness"

    September 21, 2009

  • yes, me have no bananas

    September 19, 2009

  • HaHaHaHaHaHaHa...............

    September 18, 2009

  • Wow, ptero! I'm delighted and humbled at your adoption. I don't believe there was a Little Miss Different in the Little Miss series, but it sounds as if there ought to have been. Anyway if there wasn't, for me, it reflects the delightful edge that this list employs.

    September 18, 2009

  • gangrelh

    'A child of gangerh's who is just starting to walk.'

    September 18, 2009

  • Oops! Buttered toast and landing conversations come to mind, 'by.

    September 18, 2009

  • Beautiful.

    September 18, 2009

  • Dick Wunderlin? That explains everything! :-)

    September 18, 2009

  • Wonderful! (But are you sure you're not making some of these up, h'heir?)

    September 18, 2009

  • (Relevant) comment from chained-bear some months ago on yes we have no bananas -

    'Keep it up, gangerh. I'm going to love this page! :) Just think: A one-page, go-to reference for "Yes, We Have No Bananas" in almost any language! That's what Wordie is FOR!'

    September 17, 2009

  • Bad list idea, Silas! ;-}

    September 17, 2009

  • stf, h'heir!

    September 17, 2009

  • Maybe see turkey tangle fogfruit.

    September 17, 2009

  • A delightful list, h'heir.

    September 17, 2009

  • Dentata? A toothsome downy maiden fern, is it? (She?)

    September 17, 2009

  • I love this name. I'd also love there to be a turkey tangle frogfruit.

    September 17, 2009

  • stf, 'by!

    September 15, 2009

  • Little Miss Different?

    September 15, 2009

  • It would be an unexpected stroke of luck to find that 103 other Wordies listed this word for the first time today before a certain other word was listed again.

    September 15, 2009

  • '....The other buildings were cited for asbestos and no one wanted the expense of bringing the buildings up to code.....'

    From 'The Unseen' by Lee Driver.

    September 15, 2009

  • Heard in Yorkshire and around meaning 'The fellow who appears regularly on the television'.

    September 15, 2009

  • Taken On Trust

    (Terry Waite)

    September 15, 2009

  • Take Action

    (Stephen Joynes)

    September 15, 2009

  • Swimming With Piranha Makes You Hungry

    (Colin Turner)

    September 15, 2009

  • Swimming

    (Amateur Swimming Association)

    September 15, 2009

  • Success

    It's As Simple As

    ABC

    (David Hannon)

    September 15, 2009

  • Success In Your Pocket

    (David Hannon)

    September 15, 2009

  • Style Directions For Women

    (Carol Spenser)

    September 15, 2009

  • This'll be the She that said to Tom 'Here we are on the verge of extinction and all you can think about is sex'.

    September 15, 2009

  • Spample!

    September 15, 2009

  • Style Directions For Men

    (Carol Spenser)

    September 14, 2009

  • do it!

    (James R. Sherman, PhD)

    September 14, 2009

  • Stay In The Game

    (Van Crouch)

    September 14, 2009

  • plinkie!

    September 14, 2009

  • Received today in 4 spam emails. Help! Can't work out whether I was luckier yesterday or more fortunate today. Certainly today was different.

    Tally thus far then - 0/1/4.

    September 14, 2009

  • Around here we abbreviate this to 'warm fuzzy', as in 'it gave me a warm fuzzy'. Maybe to avoid the full phrase, as it's too much of a cliché?

    September 13, 2009

  • I like this one, 'gus. At first I wondered where I'd got it from as I'd forgotten I'd made it an open list. Ta for the contribution. I'm eager to use it. Perhaps as a bit of sledging at our cricket match today.

    September 13, 2009

  • And, hey, 'plausible, you have to think defrogsr, then you'll figure it.

    September 13, 2009

  • Don't frighten the penguin, ptero'. Remember, to him you're a serious bird threat.

    September 13, 2009

  • Hah! A singular event, uncle o.

    September 13, 2009

  • HAD I the heavens' embroidered cloths,

    Enwrought with the golden and silver light,

    The blue and the dim and the dark cloths

    Of night and light and half-light,

    I would spread the cloths under your feet

    But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

    I have spread my dreams beneath your feet;

    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

    William Butler Yeats

    September 13, 2009

  • Aha! To wit, indeed! To woo, as well! It seems some fellow Wordies know of you already, 'luette, and hold you in good stead. I knew nought of you 'til now, am apprehensive, but your stock is rising. Be gentle with me. My days are in awe of the wonder that is Wordie.

    'Tread softly because you tread on my dreams' - W. B. Yeats.

    September 13, 2009

  • Received today in a spam email.

    September 13, 2009

  • Wow! You have an algorithm that segregates the uncool ones, 'luette? Wow!

    September 13, 2009

  • IMHonestO, Chuck.

    September 13, 2009

  • Chuck Norris could humble a holy opinion.

    September 13, 2009

  • I was applauding the frog. *stands and claps again*.

    September 13, 2009

  • HaHa! Bravo! More! More! *stands and claps*

    September 12, 2009

  • I do hope 'We've been assimilated' turns out to be the wrong words.

    September 12, 2009

  • Hey, 'esheir, I think this should be on fbharjo's clever list 'sweet tooth fairy (with braces and scaffolding)'. Though there are five stfs in there that would look good on the stf list.

    September 11, 2009

  • I fear that the beautiful random growth that is Wordie is about to join something organised with a goal.

    September 11, 2009

  • HaHa! Brilliant, 'cry.

    September 10, 2009

  • 'mein ichPod', surely?

    September 10, 2009

  • ...please.

    September 10, 2009

  • "Yeth. And I'm only thixteen."

    September 10, 2009

  • When urgent, has tendency to overegg.

    September 10, 2009

  • I guess with the basic version you just get the high opinion?

    September 10, 2009

  • Never simile at one.

    September 9, 2009

  • I'll probably be a dropout before I become a wordnik.

    September 9, 2009

  • Counter-clockwise it may be where you are, Asativum, but 'twould be clockunwise here.

    September 9, 2009

  • "Never waste an erection". A fundamental tenet of my ex-brother-in-law's philosophy.

    September 9, 2009

  • Not my screen name.

    Not my screen name.

    Not my screen name.

    September 9, 2009

  • Such is traffic planning here in Wakefield, UK, that the appearance of one of these would be unsurprising.

    September 8, 2009

  • Hah! Very good, '111. And, of course, the playpen is mightier than the swordplay.

    September 8, 2009

  • Rescue me!

    September 8, 2009

  • Especially beware of the funship models.

    September 8, 2009

  • Oh! I always thought it was words from uneducated speech meaning 'It's me. I'm back'.

    September 8, 2009

  • I thought as much. Mymmos does have more than one leg.

    September 7, 2009

  • Why do we need governments when we've enough low energy in light bulbs?

    September 7, 2009

  • The enemy are tickled to death with this.

    September 7, 2009

  • Mornington Crescent! Hah! Nice one, 'ishedone!

    September 7, 2009

  • It's happened, 'cry! frigga brought home the bacon.

    September 5, 2009

  • What shape is European bacon ordained to be these days? (Maybe see governments).

    September 5, 2009

  • Answer: 1. Then 27 governments do what they're told. (450 million EU consumers, incandescent with rage, are now banned from buying 100w incandescent light bulbs ).

    September 5, 2009

  • Anyway, it's England and Wales, now. Apparently. Otherwise it should be 'mrs'! Ha! Work that one out! Ha!

    September 5, 2009

  • We was robbed! That was definitely above waist height and should have been a no-ball! Hit him with your white stick, umpire! And did you see how wide that other one was? Anyway the only England Miss out on dramatic win that I saw was a couple of weeks ago when it really mattered! Now she was really something! So put that in your urn and smoke it! Oh, you can't, can you? Because it's not your urn! Ha!

    September 5, 2009

  • This is brilliant, chained_one. You just must close it to all but bilby. I'm feeling very possessive about this list and nervous about it's spoliation by others!

    September 5, 2009

  • Q. Is this why I am no longer permitted to buy 100w incandescent light bulbs here in the USSK?

    A. None. But how many revolutions does it take to screw up?

    September 5, 2009

  • Hope this helps. Ha!

    September 5, 2009

  • What would it mean to you should our Wordie unique words count reach 250,000 on International Bacon Day?

    September 5, 2009

  • A perfect one, 'esheir!

    September 5, 2009

  • aka uselessnessie

    September 4, 2009

  • Hey! International bacon! Where do I get some?

    September 4, 2009

  • A specialist in menagerie a trois.

    September 4, 2009

  • Not sure how I arrived at this one!

    September 4, 2009

  • "Drinkin' buttermilk all the week,

    ........................."

    September 4, 2009

  • Also, of course, a bilbywordie of quality.

    September 4, 2009

  • As promised, moved. To a list called The Wordie Banana Song. (I'd make this a link if I knew how.)

    September 3, 2009

  • Sorry. Felt they were wrong but they just all came out and I didn't know where else to put them. I'll move them tomorrow.

    September 2, 2009

  • 539 to go

    September 2, 2009

  • Mightier than the sword, someone wrote.

    September 2, 2009

  • I'm listing this 'cause it's a number. I'd love to know why 12 other Wordies are. . . uselessness?

    September 1, 2009

  • Oh Rudy! Of course! HaHa! Thanks seanahan.

    September 1, 2009

  • Great name. Welcome to the wonder that is Wordie.

    September 1, 2009

  • Name of shop specialising in menswear hire. (Should that be men'swear?)

    August 31, 2009

  • Was it a Christmas present?

    August 31, 2009

  • Aircon to Zircon

    August 31, 2009

  • ??

    August 28, 2009

  • I don't think I'd believe it.

    August 28, 2009

  • frindley's right. 10! is exactly the number of seconds in 6 weeks! It's a fact. Orial.

    August 28, 2009

  • Are you sure, 'vi?

    August 28, 2009

  • Ah! Thanks 'shedOne and 'by. I remember now. I obviously blocked '1 wordie lists' in error when I copied the phrase to paste sometime.

    August 27, 2009

  • sacre indefatigueableu!

    August 27, 2009

  • Anywordie recall what this was about?

    August 27, 2009

  • Convinced yet, 'by?

    August 27, 2009

  • This may raise more questions than I thought it may answer. Or question more answers. Or raise more answers. Or less. Than I thought. Or not.

    August 27, 2009

  • Apparently, afore I wrote this, 1 wordie lists 0000 with 0 comments. Spooky 0 again? Or Four Nothings and a Fol-de-Rol?

    August 27, 2009

  • Are those British, surely?

    August 27, 2009

  • Someone who, whatever the pressure being brought to bear, just will not bend

    August 27, 2009

  • HaHa! What a load of mudlarkey.

    August 27, 2009

  • I found it via the Browse feature which seems to be new. It was listed as '0 wordies list'. Nothing if not spooky.

    August 26, 2009

  • "Oh, he got out of the ruelle side of the bed today."

    August 25, 2009

  • WHAT A WONDERFULLY POLITICALLY INCORRECT LIST, FBHARJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!

    August 24, 2009

  • As opposed to nowomancy.

    August 24, 2009

  • Who's got dignity envy?

    August 24, 2009

  • A synonym for our in Yorkshire.

    August 24, 2009

  • HaHa! Love this one 'by!

    August 24, 2009

  • I always understood verge was something on the ridiculous, not the side of the road.

    August 23, 2009

  • parfait!

    August 21, 2009

  • the busby stoop?

    August 5, 2009

  • tortile

    August 5, 2009

  • melancolia?

    August 5, 2009

  • brazenly

    August 5, 2009

  • A quarter of a million looms. I'm gone for a week or so with Nicolina campervanning. Will the count have gone beyond this wordmark 'pon my return?

    August 4, 2009

  • xat

    August 4, 2009

  • effectlessness?

    August 1, 2009

  • (Our Under 11s played Liversedge Cricket Club's Under 11s last week, yarb.)

    August 1, 2009

  • apotheosized?

    August 1, 2009

  • nerdgassing

    August 1, 2009

  • A National Trust survey has revealed that one in three UK residents believes spending time in the garden can boost their love life.

    ??

    August 1, 2009

  • PREEamble

    August 1, 2009

  • facial hair?

    August 1, 2009

  • This is an open word, anyone can contribute.

    August 1, 2009

  • gettoistua

    August 1, 2009

  • A slang synonym for fuck. As in, when crashing gears, 'another grind like that and we'll have to get engaged'.

    July 31, 2009

  • Interesting, 'oucho, as I see from your link that poke is also considered as 'local grind'.

    July 31, 2009

  • This word I like. From where does it come, peter_mit emordnilap?

    July 31, 2009

  • citroensaus?

    July 31, 2009

  • jovencel

    July 31, 2009

  • Must be PERSONDATORY!!!!!!

    July 30, 2009

  • HaHa, 'gus. Didn't get this the first few times I saw it, but today I just did. HaHa!

    July 30, 2009

  • Ta, the 'by.

    July 30, 2009

  • Is acquisitive crime awful and/or political enough, kew?

    July 30, 2009

  • And perhaps I'll start a list of useage of long words when diminutive ones will suffice.

    July 29, 2009

  • I got this from the 'Your Police in Wakefield' newspaper. Motto - 'Making a difference locally'. I submit that acquisitive crime suggests a less severe offence than plain old theft. Acquisitive crime includes house burglary, robbery and vehicle crime. Now that's what I call making a difference. Outrageous. Who's got the list of euphemisms which would make a suitable home for this piece of soft brain tissue thinking?

    July 29, 2009

  • maroons

    July 29, 2009

  • You are not mistaken, 'cry. 'Tis indeed a perfect one.

    July 28, 2009

  • (Schedule to read this in a few days).

    I was about to make a comment on your comment on procrastination. I then realised it wouldn't be so clever to make it straightaway. Just thought I'd let you know it's coming.

    July 26, 2009

  • Perhaps see manned maneuvering unit.

    July 25, 2009

  • If it was married manned maneuvering and the wife was there doing married womanned womaneuvering would that be two units or would NASA refer to them as a unit?

    July 25, 2009

  • Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    July 25, 2009

  • May I promote to you, missourigal, a word that will amaze and astound all those who hear you use it? It is the uber cool word to be seen uttering. It delights in the definition 'mixed feelings of extreme pleasure and indignant humour'. What a conversation starter! The ecstasy and the agony! And with Schadenfreudgeon Day 2009 coming up soon you should list your copy now, so that you have it ready for use. Ah, schadenfreudgeon, truly a word that came along just when its definition was seeking one. Start your list with schadenfreudgeon today!

    July 25, 2009

  • Aw, come on bilby. Why on earth would I want to call it 'Reflective Fuchsia Ping-Pong Paddle'? That gives no clue whatsoever what the list is all about.

    July 24, 2009

  • One of the simplest copy writing formulas is to state the customer's problem, tell them you can solve it and then tell them precisely how you're going to solve it.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 24, 2009

  • People believe that their lives are very complicated so anything that simplifies the process will have their attention.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 23, 2009

  • I could argue that any list longer than two words contains three words. But I won't.

    July 23, 2009

  • If there is a genuine limit to what you are offering or the number of people who can have it, it's worth making a big deal about that. Scarcity is an important marketing tool.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 23, 2009

  • Everyone wants the 'new' thing. We may be bored with advertisements but if they promise us something 'new' that can get our interest.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 23, 2009

  • It's often useful to assume that people reading your message do not believe what you're telling them. It may not be the case for all of them but it's likely that a good proportion are skeptical. Offer proof wherever you can.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 23, 2009

  • It's often useful to assume that people reading your message do not believe what you're telling them. It may not be the case for all of them but it's likely that a good proportion are skeptical. Offer proof wherever you can.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 23, 2009

  • We all want things to happen faster. If you can do it - tell them.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 23, 2009

  • In many contexts, the most important word you can use is the customer's name. The more personalised your letters are, the higher the response. Email autoresponders enable you to send hundreds or thousands of personalized messages at the same time.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 23, 2009

  • It's important to use the word important. People want to know about important things and it's a word that grabs the reader's attention. And that's important!

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 23, 2009

  • There's something about the word 'Yes' It just works wonders. When you speak to customers use it a lot. It's equally important to avoid the word 'no.'

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 23, 2009

  • The ultimate risk elimination is the guarantee. Just adding a guarantee to advertisements for example will often increase sales 30% or more.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 23, 2009

  • Anything you can do to reduce the risk for your customers will increase your sales. Your customers may not be consciously thinking about it but subconsciously they're worrying about risking money and possibly time by doing business with you. Risk elimination is one of the most effective Marketing strategies available to you.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 23, 2009

  • That would be t*i, surely?

    July 22, 2009

  • Tomorrow, I have an audition to do a screenwalk. More later. HaHa.

    July 21, 2009

  • Very powerful. People love anything that's Free. Particularly useful to generate new leads.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 19, 2009

  • I am considering creating an account with the user name 'anyone'. If I do will this would make 'open list' on Wordie into an oxymoron?

    July 16, 2009

  • HaHa 'Harjo! This could be a great game! You really are away with the sweet tooth fairies, aren't you? I like it.

    July 16, 2009

  • No mixed feelings that the s-word is slipping down the most-wordied list again. Just extreme pleasure. HaHa!

    July 15, 2009

  • bacalao?

    July 14, 2009

  • 'England swings like a pendulum do' - from a Sixties hit song. If it had been a Seventies hit song then it would have meant 'England wife-swaps like a ....'. Perhaps that's why we're mystified.

    July 12, 2009

  • HaHa! Having watched your link to video, VO, I am reminded why I don't follow what players have to say about the cricket they've just played. I love cricket but I have more interesting things in my life than the inane chatter of people who are portrayed as interesting to listen to just because they are interesting to watch.

    On a technical point, TWO nations 'are perplexed' as we are constantly told now that it is the 'England and Wales' cricket team contesting the Ashes.

    I heard someone who hasn't grasped this yet (or just doesn't want to) ask why the first Test was being played on a neutral ground! Cardiff not being in England or Australia, like! HaHa!

    July 11, 2009

  • smeg up

    July 10, 2009

  • simlish?

    July 9, 2009

  • muculent.

    July 8, 2009

  • attle

    July 8, 2009

  • Word for prince in Ethiopian.

    July 8, 2009

  • Heard today to describe someone pleased after taking advantage of the government's scrappage scheme.

    July 7, 2009

  • Else?

    July 7, 2009

  • apothesize?

    July 6, 2009

  • beauvois?

    July 6, 2009

  • cuckcoo

    July 6, 2009

  • There comes a point when you need to tell your customer what to do. They need to call you, or order from you or 'click here'. But you don't want them doing it tomorrow or next week. You want them to do it now - so tell them.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 4, 2009

  • as in 'he could talk a glass eye to sleep'

    July 4, 2009

  • Hah, d, you are such a joy!

    July 3, 2009

  • The magic word in all good copy. Using the word 'you' forces you to have a personal conversation with the person reading it. Don't you agree?

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 3, 2009

  • The antithesis of fuck me stupid, EWarrior, is surely fuck you stupid.

    July 2, 2009

  • Everyone wants stuff that's easy. We want things to be easy to use, we want things to be easier to achieve, we want everything easy. If your product or service makes peoples' lives easier, make sure you tell them.

    '15 words that will make you money'

    July 2, 2009

  • I heard this word today used to describe the Andrew Flintoff (aka Freddie) pedalo incident.

    July 1, 2009

  • Is this anything like red herring gullibility?

    July 1, 2009

  • Heard today from a film critic about a film actor, as in 'He is a ......

    June 27, 2009

  • 'Jack's home, put the kettle on'. This is an old family saying from my mother's side, sionnach. Listing it will cost you sixpence.

    June 25, 2009

  • I can't seem to get excited about erecting penis fencing around my garden.

    June 25, 2009

  • "...He has held several jobs, been treated for psychological illness, travelled around Europe. Arrived in Russia from England on the eleventh of December. Since the New Year he has been working as a male nurse in the Assuage My Sorrows hospital for the insane."

    From 'The Decorator' by Boris Akunin translated by Andrew Bronfield.

    June 17, 2009

  • Hah! Heh 'jo! Sounds like prose in motion, eh? Did they beat you into a state of high conundrumdudgeon? Were you conundrumbludgeoned?

    June 12, 2009

  • I'm only telling this because I'm a being-polled Wordizen. I happen to think bbqurgers are good for putting under pineapple ketchup or under moutarde de Dijon or under piccalilli or under horseradish sauce or under rhubarb chutney. Unlike toast.

    My condiments to the chef at The Verbal Arms.

    June 12, 2009

  • 'I would like you to dance -'

    June 11, 2009

  • Hah, nearly missed it, fbh! Yes! Still poetry in motion. Nice conundrum.

    June 11, 2009

  • .... like poetry in perpetual motion, c-b?

    June 11, 2009

  • You wouldn't really be taking it, would you?

    June 10, 2009

  • Of course! From the book The Holy Bliberal!

    June 10, 2009

  • Can do, 'lig.

    June 10, 2009

  • all that I adore

    June 10, 2009

  • 'via hates every movement

    June 9, 2009

  • whoa

    whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

    whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

    whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

    whooooooooa

    June 8, 2009

  • Poetry in motion

    See her gentle sway

    A wave out on the ocean

    Could never move that way

    June 7, 2009

  • keeps my eyes open wide

    June 7, 2009

  • her lovely locomotion

    June 6, 2009

  • walkin' by my side

    June 6, 2009

  • Dial D for Dial M For Murder?

    June 6, 2009

  • When it takes a bite does it like jam on it?

    June 5, 2009

  • The first is a way out challenge, 'by. And you do, of course, need a second.

    June 4, 2009

  • Missed you guys. Love this conversation. Been away a bit. Walking in the Lake District avec famille. Swapped lots of fine anecdotes there - I'm an anecdoting father. If I go over to some social networking website and tell one or two, would it make me an anecdotcomalist?

    June 4, 2009

  • Dissynagogue?

    June 4, 2009

  • Padaek.

    June 4, 2009

  • So if they're howling with laughter they're reeseteefenestrated then?

    June 3, 2009

  • 'He shoot Coca Cola'

    May 22, 2009

  • Don't seem able to, don't seem able to, don't seem able to!

    May 22, 2009

  • 'He got funny finger'

    May 22, 2009

  • 'He got toe jam football'

    May 20, 2009

  • 'He wear no shoe shine'

    May 19, 2009

  • So Santa bilby is a scarcity?

    May 19, 2009

  • so I lit a fire,

    isn't it good?

    Norwegian wood.

    May 18, 2009

  • And when I awoke I was alone

    this bird had flown,

    May 18, 2009

  • This is beautifully madeupical. In my opinion.

    May 17, 2009

  • Norwegians would.

    May 17, 2009

  • Chrysothamnus nauseosus.

    May 15, 2009

  • As a natural lefty, Lamar

    Only wrote with his right. How bizarre!

    Someone trained him that way.

    All his life they would say,

    "Dextrosinistral—that's what you are."

    (Chris J. Strolin)

    May 15, 2009

  • I know a bold soul who, unplanned, 'll

    Grab the wick when he puts out a candle.

    But my fingers would suffer

    If used as a snuffer—

    I guess I'll use one with a handle.

    (Sheila B. Blume)

    May 15, 2009

  • I've developed a corticate roughness,

    A cover like bark, and a toughness

    To thwart the attacks

    Of my foes—but relax.

    There's a softie beneath all this gruffness

    (Chris Doyle)

    May 15, 2009

  • Don't mistake it for a perfect stf, though.

    May 15, 2009

  • Not too sure whether I was supposed to leave a comment here.

    May 15, 2009

  • I wonder whether I'd believe you if you did?

    May 14, 2009

  • One for your Euphemisms list, kewpid?

    May 14, 2009

  • The new buzzword that keeps emanating from the Palace of Westminster. Can some one tell me how to inadvertentlyclaim £16000 for a mortgage that doesn't exist?

    May 14, 2009

  • Ha! I like that definition, Cf. Last year I did get a role as a body double for a 27 year old actor. Much flattered as I was 62. Is there a word for that?

    Edit: sexscreenager, maybe?

    May 14, 2009

  • A driving school.

    May 13, 2009

  • Heard from a Racing Correspondent today. Apparently this is the make-up of the racingoing public at the moment - brians are older people and bens are younger people.

    May 13, 2009

  • I czczame, I szczaw, I czczonquered. (Soz, czczouldn't resist).

    May 13, 2009

  • Hah, rolig! I just thought of this one and word-searched it, and you've already done it.

    May 13, 2009

  • Banana shampoo makes no sense though. Yes, it's availability is unreliable.

    May 12, 2009

  • ughone and ugheight are my favourites.

    May 12, 2009

  • To waste time in the company of people who misbehave with words? Maybe see eggtaggle.

    May 12, 2009

  • And I didn't know 'til today that one definition of muddle is 'to make a puddle'. I like that.

    "Everything's in a bit of a muddle today."

    May 12, 2009

  • I heard somewhere recently that life's a muddle.

    May 12, 2009

  • Wordieggtaggle? To waste time in the company of people who misbehave with words?

    May 12, 2009

  • Somewhen else.

    May 12, 2009

  • Bombinate gives me a buzz. However, to me, abombinate sounds repugnant.

    May 12, 2009

  • I've heard of some really clever oxymorons, but they are still described as oxymoronic. How does that work?

    May 12, 2009

  • HaHa! An oxymoronic false teeth fairy.

    May 12, 2009

  • More like the end of the world from swine flu because it could no longer be cured.

    May 11, 2009

  • Unlike superconductivity, which is plight of the ohmless.

    May 11, 2009

  • I'm just not getting used to the bright red rectangle that is the Google ads space on my Wordie home page. Am I the only one who gets this?

    May 11, 2009

  • How come clicking to 'See all open lists' doesn't give you all open lists?

    May 11, 2009

  • It is always easier to conquer a more humane people. (Odenigbo in ‘Half Of A Yellow Sun’ by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie).

    May 10, 2009

  • This sounds great. But I've spent too long now researching it's relevance here on ftf. I need help, John, please enlighten.

    May 10, 2009

  • My current favourite mystery.

    May 10, 2009

  • Beware the s-word.

    May 10, 2009

  • Whomsoever, sounds a'pealing.

    Edit: Whomsoever, sounds a'pealing. Not for very much longer . . . . Let's do the time warp again . . .

    May 10, 2009

  • For whom such is the bell told, that it should not be asked?

    Edit: For whom such the bell be told, ere it should be asked not?

    May 10, 2009

  • gangerh loves his guacamole but hates this abbreviation.

    May 10, 2009

  • This one may be a hoot, but I don't get it.

    May 9, 2009

  • Haha. I know who I go along with here! Hah!

    May 9, 2009

  • Didn't come across to me as bad-tempered, yarb. Seemed perfectly-tempered. Not fucking half! Stop it, now, jaylo, and welcome the wonder that is Wordie as 'tis. Cutsey name or no. What's cutsey mean anyway?

    May 9, 2009

  • Within the sound of Bow Bells, strifebeater, I guess.

    May 8, 2009

  • Alcoholidays.

    May 8, 2009

  • These extracts are from Wikipedia:

    In the UK, a lower ABV version is available called Stella Artois 4%. This variant was launched to compete alongside fellow Inbev lager Beck's Vier and to address negative associations of the brand;

    During 2007, the "reassuringly expensive" slogan was dropped, and the word "Stella" has been avoided in the advertisements. This has been seen as a reaction to the lager's perceived connection with aggression and binge-drinking in the United Kingdom, where it is nicknamed "wife beater".

    May 8, 2009

  • I suspect that few people here in England know of the trail from Brando's undershirt, his screen wife's name and a pint or so of Artois.

    The more likely understanding, I believe, lies in the alcoholic strength and the quaffableness of Stella Artois. While being a premium strength pilsner, it is at the same time as quickly drinkable as a milder strength session ale. Without realising, it's possible to get drunk more quickly and lose control and all the other things associated with drunkenness, including a capacity for arguing and fighting. And who's at home to take the brunt of it?

    May 8, 2009

  • Not forgetting Pie Day.

    May 8, 2009

  • Isn't this the prescription drug for parago?

    May 8, 2009

  • My name is Medis. Watch me appear!

    May 8, 2009

  • Perhaps because it doesn't have a National Month, 'tee?

    May 8, 2009

  • When you put a tortoise on the front of a Formula One car, at what speed does it shut its eyes?

    May 8, 2009

  • If you put a frog on a trampoline do they cancel each other out?

    May 8, 2009

  • I don't think Brando beats my wife in a wet t-shirt.

    May 7, 2009

  • gangerh likes this linking!

    May 6, 2009

  • We don't have to keep our halves sorted in this concept, 'ligger. Because it's not half!

    I guess it's an easier way of saying 'not a quarter' or 'not nine sixteenths'. What we're saying is 'not partly', ie 'totally'.

    Also we might say 'and some' if we agree with you even more.

    May 5, 2009

  • Absolutely,yarb!

    May 5, 2009

  • Boutros Boutros-Ghali was Secretary-General of the United Nations 1992-1997.

    May 5, 2009

  • Here if you want to emphatically agree with something someone has said, you might say "Not half!". You would mean "Totally! I agree!".

    May 5, 2009

  • Suddenly, without her I am not complete . . .

    May 5, 2009

  • I was at the Doctor's the other day.

    He said 'Say ah'.

    I said 'Why?'.

    He said 'I thought so - dyslexic'.

    May 4, 2009

  • So deja vu is the experience of thinking that a new situation had occurred before. Does anyone know of a word for the experience of that previous occurrence?

    May 4, 2009

  • HaHa! Very good JM! And you're right - if it was there'd be one less thing to worry about.

    May 4, 2009

  • Book your Wedding Breakfast at 'Thai Thek Not'.

    May 3, 2009

  • Same as for concentrated water.

    May 3, 2009

  • You must be pro phylactogy, then.

    May 3, 2009

  • I was born in Kent.

    May 3, 2009

  • Like I'd go national.

    May 3, 2009

  • Leap Day is traditionally when the lady can propose marriage, r-t. And I'd love to know about it's specialness for you.

    May 3, 2009

  • Caraff. Girahff.

    May 2, 2009

  • Too late. He's bingone now.

    May 2, 2009

  • I don't suppose it matters much, but I always understood it was more about observing the overcumming of the impregnability of 'La Triviata'.

    May 2, 2009

  • One - not good. Two - well, OK I suppose. Three - perfect. Four up to a hundred, no-no - too many.

    May 2, 2009

  • Start To Win!

    (David Hannon)

    May 1, 2009

  • Hm. Sounds as if it should be on the drinks menu at the Verbal Arms, when it's place is actually on the jukebox.

    May 1, 2009

  • Ha! I like it. And I thought I'd made it up!

    May 1, 2009

  • I'm reading a book about the history of glue. I can't put it down.

    May 1, 2009

  • Extract from an online freelancer job.

    'The site neads to be no more complicated than something like http://www.insureassure.co.uk/ (We would prefer it to look less amatuer) but it's all about capturing the data.'

    May 1, 2009

  • National Traffic Operations Center?

    May 1, 2009

  • Perhaps

    "In a pyramind scheme, every 'investor' minds their own business." - "How to Ruin a Scam," ReWired

    April 30, 2009

  • OK. Now explain what a pyramind scheme is.

    April 30, 2009

  • Not where I come from.

    April 30, 2009

  • Yes, 'by, 'tis a piece of dizzying writing.

    April 30, 2009

  • So that's 4 redundant bulb-jockeys.

    April 30, 2009

  • I'm finding all this news about swine flu to be a bit of a boar.

    April 30, 2009

  • Yes ...

    April 30, 2009

  • Accordioning to who?

    April 30, 2009

  • And I am already more in accord with this than I want to be, SoG.

    April 30, 2009

  • Is there a National Girlfriends Avoidance Day somewhere? You know - on February 29th.

    April 30, 2009

  • Only Procrastistan observes this as a national event.

    Edit: Only Procrastistan intends to observe this as a national event.

    April 30, 2009

  • Oh.

    (No, then).

    April 28, 2009

  • Squash Rackets

    April 28, 2009

  • Sporting Disasters

    Great Balls-Ups In Sport

    April 28, 2009

  • Sponsor With Style

    (Robert A. Rohm, Ph.D. and Stewart W. Cross)

    April 28, 2009

  • Soft Sell

    (Tim Connor)

    April 28, 2009

  • Soar To The Top

    (Shawn Anderson)

    April 28, 2009

  • Soaring With Eagles

    (Bill Newman)

    April 28, 2009

  • Skill With People

    (Les Giblin)

    April 28, 2009

  • Seven Strategies For Wealth And Happiness

    (Jim Rohn)

    April 28, 2009

  • Theatre Of Dreams

    (David Robinson and Alex Edwards)

    April 28, 2009

  • I really don't get this. Do I want to?

    April 28, 2009

  • And there are 22 yarbs in a chair.

    April 28, 2009

  • I believe that 22 yarbs make a cricket bitch.

    April 28, 2009

  • Yes, we have no large latex banana slugs

    April 28, 2009

  • Ah, Ya Ya Ya Ya Yarbara Ann

    April 28, 2009

  • Articulating companion doll?

    April 27, 2009

  • The People of Procrastistan.

    April 26, 2009

  • The country of the Procrastis. Maybe go to www.ProcrastiNationState.now - or not now.

    April 26, 2009

  • Greetings, John. I find that I often decide not to click on the 'more...' link after a comment on the home page to see the whole comment because of the delay in loading the word/list page and the delay in reloading back to the home page.

    I'd love a hover window feature that opened the whole comment while the cursor is, say, over the 'more...'. I know it's generally possible as I've done it on, admittedly lesser, applications.

    April 26, 2009

  • What's all this about ptropaganda?

    April 25, 2009

  • Hah! Soz, 'be, seems yourspacebook is already another's.

    'Myspacebook is a main source of communication and gossip between friends

    and acquaintances.

    Myspacebook allows people to:

    ▪ display information about themselves (basic info, activities, classes, interests)

    ▪ post messages

    ▪ post pictures

    ▪ comment on messages and pictures'

    April 25, 2009

  • Sweet, 'gus. I like this. Had to research, though, 'cos I'd never heard of the 'bay'. I googled 'the pirate guy' as first guess! Hah!

    April 25, 2009

  • Hah! No porn aloud.

    April 25, 2009

  • There must be an appropriate list somewhere for this?

    *singing 'somewhere a list for this'*

    April 25, 2009

  • Very wrong. It's really the Royal San Marino Navy.

    April 25, 2009

  • Hah!

    Would you like to win the lottery more often?

    Would you like to increase your chances of winning the lottery by 36 times?

    moogle.co.uk.

    Shirley you're not spamming, clarice?

    :-)

    April 25, 2009

  • HaHa! And what about their new search engine, direfoxhunting?

    April 25, 2009

  • That can't be right, 'by - today is 11, yesterday is 7, and tomorrow is 16. And so forth.

    April 25, 2009

  • Most, second, forth. What comes thirred?

    April 25, 2009

  • Maybe May may be a good time to start procrastinating.

    April 25, 2009

  • Yea. May be next week.

    April 25, 2009

  • In which the patient suffers a feeling of dissatisfaction despite having achieved all their dreams.

    April 24, 2009

  • And the cocky moll' alone has tude. Or is that cockly?

    April 24, 2009

  • Funny, I was going to start some tomorrow.

    April 24, 2009

  • Now, I don't quite get it. Remind me.

    April 23, 2009

  • UK Budget Day and our Car Scrappage Scheme is born to boost our motor industry and our economy. Scrap a 10+yr old car and get £2000 towards a new one. Good news for all the countries we buy 80% of our cars from! (?)

    April 22, 2009

  • I'm ready to make a substantial deposit.

    April 22, 2009

  • Darren Gough now keeps calling this a 'google'. Why? Search me.

    April 22, 2009

  • Used by Darren Gough to describe Chris Gayle. When asked 'why daisy' Darren said that it's a term used to describe some cricketers who 'some days they do and some days they don't'.

    April 22, 2009

  • I've always known it as 'by hook or by crook'.

    April 21, 2009

  • 'As to the dedicatee of the book, he went on to win a large amount of money on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Funny old world, isn't it?' Ian Rankin.

    April 21, 2009

  • Hah! Reminds me of the cartoon where a lion is mounting a zebra in an 'amorous tryst', when a lioness appears. The lion says to the antelope "Good grief, it's my wife!! Pretend that I'm trying to kill you . . "

    April 21, 2009

  • Sideways, ptero', you'd stall.

    April 21, 2009

  • In the beginning was the word ......

    ...... and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make

    April 21, 2009

  • Wordie word #600,000 by my timeline. Open to dispute like Formula 1, though.

    April 21, 2009

  • Hey, shane wanna'by, would love to bat to your bowling! As I'm a fan of yourn, then, you've a good chance of your flip hitting! (What are you doing retiring from Test cricket when you do THAT in the IPL?)

    'Twas the first match of the season here Saturday just gone and am still getting selected for the 2nd team. At 63, wow! Us 137 for 7, them 131 all out with 4 overs to spare. Very exciting game and I scored 6. So without me it would have been a tie! HaHa!

    April 21, 2009

  • What I really want to share with you all is Stavros Flatly. But I can't work out how to put an external link on Wordie like you all seem able to. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHvATmUsSg

    April 21, 2009

  • What's that got to do with the price of fish?

    April 21, 2009

  • I see we have the top 100 here now. Any nominations for Number 1?

    April 21, 2009

  • Burnley FC

    April 21, 2009

  • Yes! A friend of mine has this. When it gets really bad, he takes something for it.

    April 20, 2009

  • I was asked to join a 'Compulsive Rhyming' group. I said 'okey dokey'.

    April 20, 2009

  • Not long now.

    April 20, 2009

  • Ta, kjola. I've always wanted to know this. Sincerely.

    April 20, 2009

  • The best wine for this dish would be something from the Sacramental Valley region. That'd line the stomach nicely before eating.

    April 19, 2009

  • wantumdudgeon.

    April 18, 2009

  • I'm ready to make a substantial deposit.

    April 18, 2009

  • Would priornologist fit on this list, fetjuel? As in 'a forecaster'.

    April 16, 2009

  • HaHa! And I like this too.

    April 16, 2009

  • HaHa! I like this.

    April 16, 2009

  • Cannot speak for the US, yarb, but as an eccentric old geezer myself, I generally concur. Only generally, though, for I am also a good geezer. Signed gangerh, aka geezerh.

    April 15, 2009

  • HaHa! Wouldn't melt in your mouth, then.

    You're lucky, anyway. At least your belief system should be intact.

    April 14, 2009

  • without prejudice...

    April 14, 2009

  • So you cry about spilt ink. You cry over spilt milk. It's like a flyover above a roundabout somewhere in a metaphorest. Any suggestions for what we might cry under?

    April 14, 2009

  • Clumsy? No! Not sure what I was doing, mainly. Just all fish fingers and thumbs, really.

    April 14, 2009

  • Don't you mean oleaginoichthydigitalist?

    April 13, 2009

  • Hah! I can't believe it's not any of numerous small flat Atlantic food fish having smooth skin.

    April 13, 2009

  • Catch butterfish.

    April 13, 2009

  • When you've cast your line and fail to catch these, do fellow anglers call you a butterfish fingers?

    April 13, 2009

  • As sung by Ian Dury and The Blockheads.

    April 13, 2009

  • I've just found the thread. See schadenfreude for 11 months ago.

    April 13, 2009

  • Yes, VO. I noticed the missing listing on mint chocolate chip. I seem to recall when you list your least favourite word it gives it a vote. Do not list schadenfreude as such if you don't want to add to its popularity. I believe there was also an issue whereby if you removed your least favourite word it did not reduce the wordies listing it count.

    April 13, 2009

  • I tawt so too.

    April 13, 2009

  • As in "They're not available and I am. So you'll just have to put up with first best".

    April 12, 2009

  • mollusque, I did consider not acknowledging this as a perfect sweet tooth fairy because it's chipped, but I then noticed that it's firstly mint.

    April 12, 2009

  • Hah! Sweet! Was it one of your Easter eggs, moll'?

    I haven't tracked the perfect ones, but I notice someone has a tag 'perfect stf'. I'll have to go through the list sometime and identify them all. 'Tis a long list though.

    April 12, 2009

  • Selling To Win

    (Richard Denny)

    April 12, 2009

  • Self Assessment

    How to Fill In Your New Tax Return

    (Niki Chesworth)

    April 12, 2009

  • See You At The Top

    (Zig Ziglar)

    April 12, 2009

  • Seeds Of Greatness

    (Denis Waitley)

    April 12, 2009

  • Say Yes to Your Potential

    (Skip Ross with Carole C. Carlson)

    April 12, 2009

  • Reject Me - I Love It!

    (John Fuhrman)

    April 12, 2009

  • Rich Dad's The Business School

    (Robert T. Kiyosaki with Sharon L. Lechter, C.P.A)

    April 12, 2009

  • Rich Dad, Poor Dad

    (Robert T. Kiyosaki with Sharon L. Lechter C.P.A.)

    April 12, 2009

  • Real Money

    (Julia Hastings)

    April 12, 2009

  • Read & Grow Rich

    (Burke Hedges)

    April 12, 2009

  • raving fans!

    (Ken Blanchard and Sheldon Bowers)

    April 12, 2009

  • Questions are the Answers

    (Allan Pease)

    April 12, 2009

  • P T Vol I

    (Dr W. G. Hill J.D.)

    April 12, 2009

  • Psycho-Cybernetics

    (Maxwell Maltz, M.D.,F.I.C.S.)

    April 12, 2009

  • Pro-sumer Power!

    (Bill McQuain, Ph.D.)

    April 12, 2009

  • Positive Impact

    (Gregory Scott Reid

    Charlie "Tremendous" Jones)

    April 12, 2009

  • Positive Parenting

    (Elizabeth Hartley-Brewer)

    April 12, 2009

  • 'twas die fröger, die flödger, the sod!

    April 11, 2009

  • Swansea City FC

    April 11, 2009

  • Brentford FC

    April 11, 2009

  • Crystal Palace FC

    April 11, 2009

  • Watford FC

    April 11, 2009

  • Brighton & Hove Albion FC

    April 11, 2009

  • Portsmouth FC

    April 11, 2009

  • More than a little.

    April 10, 2009

  • I am truly humbled.

    April 10, 2009

  • Except that one of them is ceremonially circumcised.

    April 9, 2009

  • Bloody continentals. Arse about face as usual.

    April 9, 2009

  • HaHa. That's lovely, arcadia. I missed that at the time. (8 months ago). 'The Bookends are playing nicely'. Hah! Priceless.

    April 9, 2009

  • Polar Bear Pirates

    (Adrian Webster)

    April 9, 2009

  • Perfect Public Speaking

    (Paul McGee)

    April 9, 2009

  • Personality Plus

    (Florence Littauer)

    April 9, 2009

  • 'the football cathedral'

    April 9, 2009

  • Athletic Bilbao

    April 9, 2009

  • FC Barcelona

    April 9, 2009

  • Blackburn Rovers FC

    April 9, 2009

  • detangle?

    April 8, 2009

  • highlight?

    April 8, 2009

  • bristol's bristles?

    April 8, 2009

  • chile's chillies?

    April 8, 2009

  • And 'shock' is short for 'duringshock', yes?

    April 8, 2009

  • *yowls*

    April 6, 2009

  • Paradigm shift?

    April 6, 2009

  • Or, if you have more time and want more fun, select from pterodactyl's list 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover to finish with Grace, then sidle over to the Verbal Arms and finish with economy by buying us all a drink!

    April 6, 2009

  • HaHa! Cute.

    And to finish with 'grace and economy' just leave off the full stop at the end.

    April 6, 2009

  • Clever, mirthfulw@age.

    April 4, 2009

  • eh?

    April 4, 2009

  • Oh, no it isn'tffle.

    April 4, 2009

  • It's a disgrice.

    April 3, 2009

  • If a man speaks in a metaphorest and there's no woman around to hear, he's still as wrong as the idea that a tree falls noiselessly unless there's someone around to hear it.

    April 3, 2009

  • Oh yeah, and pigs might fly?

    April 3, 2009

  • Did someone shout TIMBRRRRRRRE!!?

    April 3, 2009

  • If a simile falls down in a metaphorest and there's no-one around to hear it, does it make a sound like a felled tree?

    April 3, 2009

  • 'Looks like reindeer.'

    'Yes, dear.'

    April 3, 2009

  • I don't understand this being on this list, dontcry. Am I missing something or do we have a gatecrasher?

    April 3, 2009

  • What in the name of a lumberjack shelling peas in a metaphorest are you mixing now?

    April 3, 2009

  • Can't grumble, r-t. A gruntle is generally happy.

    April 3, 2009

  • Actually, joewoodn't.

    April 2, 2009

  • . . . I don't give a dam. Doh!

    April 2, 2009

  • . . . I don't give a ram.

    April 2, 2009

  • . . . I don't give a lamb.

    April 2, 2009

  • President Obama as described by Jeremy Paxton tonight after his beautifully diplomatic response to a question about his dinnertime sat next to the German Chancellor at the G20.

    April 2, 2009

  • You've got your hands full with this one, Lampbane.

    April 2, 2009

  • Oh, oh! Perhaps one floo over the cuckoo's nest, did one?

    April 2, 2009

  • HaHa! There is no office, r-t. April Fool!

    April 1, 2009

  • I phoned the office this morning and told them I wasn't coming in because I had April Floo and was feeling well.

    April 1, 2009

  • I can't believe it's not goat!

    April 1, 2009

  • PS. The palindromedary, at least, holds water!

    April 1, 2009

  • Here in Yorkshire The Redoubt pub is pronounced 'Tha Ridout'.

    March 31, 2009

  • I note here that, curiously, double-barrelled is double-elled and single-barreled is single-eled.

    March 31, 2009

  • And isn't this a tautology. After all, named fudge-gun it's obviously double-barrelled.

    March 31, 2009

  • Shouldn't this be on An Arsenal for Civil Defunse?

    March 31, 2009

  • A beautifully symmetrically cultivated country. The sun lies in a geostationary position directly overhead. You wouldn't notice anything different going east-to-west or west-to-east. The natives go to and fro on a palindromedary.

    March 31, 2009

  • Even Mercator couldn't project this one correctly.

    March 31, 2009

  • Hah!

    My country, 'tis af thee.

    March 31, 2009

  • Not enough access.

    March 30, 2009

  • Popularly known as 'wellthatsanotherfinemessyouvegottenmeintostan'

    March 29, 2009

  • Maybe see walking bus.

    March 28, 2009

  • My daughter is going to her school prom in a walking stretched limo.

    March 28, 2009

  • Inflation in the UK is now at 0%. But we're not into deflation yet.

    March 28, 2009

  • Thanks for the plaudit, yarb. Words failed me for a while. Am humbled that you noticed me gone.

    March 28, 2009

  • Vampire Heaven.

    March 26, 2009

  • Also a conspire's stooge.

    March 26, 2009

  • A vampire known for tricking prisoners out of their blood cells.

    March 25, 2009

  • Tom stamped his foot and said "That's enough flatly".

    March 18, 2009

  • Penelope Black said "Flatly, I was first".

    March 18, 2009

  • Why do I have a red flag on my screen whenever I'm on the home page these days? Was it decided democratically in my absence? Can't believe it's Google.

    March 18, 2009

  • 'I wouldn't say I was the best football manager in the world, but I'm certainly in the top one.' Brian Clough.

    March 16, 2009

  • Is all black humour black?

    March 15, 2009

  • Someone who makes a study of Jack The Ripper.

    February 17, 2009

  • Ad promoting awareness of the signs of stroke.

    February 13, 2009

  • This is just too good to shout "foul".

    January 30, 2009

  • Very clever, plethora, well spotted.

    January 30, 2009

  • I was just goalhanging again. Some wonderful s' t' fairies there, fbharjo and sionnach.

    January 30, 2009

  • Ha Ha! Brilliant, 'by.

    January 30, 2009

  • All men are born equal.(-:

    January 29, 2009

  • You've screwed up the home page, artoparts.

    January 29, 2009

  • Emergency treatment for a bad head wound?

    January 28, 2009

  • Slogan for a brand of wellingtons.

    January 28, 2009

  • Ha! Fitted, no doubt, with four vandanbladderstiddles.

    January 28, 2009

  • Hey, sionnach! You lay yourself open to a lot of teasy peasy.

    January 23, 2009

  • An increase in violent armed robbery in the UK was described today as a credit crunch crime wave.

    January 23, 2009

  • "And do you miss your wife?"

    "Yes, but my aim's improving."

    From 'Lost' by Michael Robotham.

    January 23, 2009

  • Lemon squeezy!

    January 23, 2009

  • Ha Ha! I had a business once called Bizarre Bazaar. It was a kind of Joke Shop.

    January 21, 2009

  • Welcome to the last year of the noughties.

    January 19, 2009

  • Domain extension of the internet police?

    January 19, 2009

  • Always assuming you can get some today.

    January 15, 2009

  • My suggestion for a follow-up line for his Beauty Salon upstairs, which specialised in facial treatments, was not taken up. "If you're not being squeezed by him, you should be being squeezed by us"

    January 14, 2009

  • Izpostavljati?

    January 14, 2009

  • A radio ad for a 'heat for hire' firm. A dubious boast, I'd say.

    January 14, 2009

  • s call, evening is nigh

    January 13, 2009

  • Oxalm?

    January 13, 2009

  • Dick Dastardly?

    January 12, 2009

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